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YOU KNOW YOU  ARE LIVING IN  

2009 WHEN…

 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.  

 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers

to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you!

5. Your reason for not staying in touch  with friends and family is that  they don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottomof the screen.
8.  Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 

AND NOW U R  LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends.

I found that most of these 

 

Wishing you  a pleasant celebration and a prosperous New Year to all of you.

Specially Tina who have been in-charge of this site whenever I am not available.

I have been sick this past days maybe due to too much stress from work. I am suffering from tonsillitis and got running nose and fever. Wala pa rin kaming day-off, wahhh!

I am sorry also to fellow Entrecard member/dropper If I failed to reciprocate your drops these days. Promise, I will make it up as soon as I can.

Bye for now, got to report for work. My Supervisor would be on leave today up to January 5, 2009.  So that would mean I have to postpone my vacation for another week.

Happy New Year!

They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet.

They gasped in astonishment when he said, ‘Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.’

The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.
‘Why, nothing,’ Peter replied, ‘remember, this is your reward in Heaven.’

The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.
‘What are the greens fees?’ grumbled the old man.

‘This is heaven ,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can play for free, every day.’

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.

‘Don’t even ask,’ said St. Peter to the man, ‘this is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.’

The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.

‘Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?,’ he asked.
‘That’s the best part,’ St. Peter replied, ‘you can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!’

The old man pushed, ‘No gym to work out at?’

‘Not unless you want to,’ was the answer.
‘No testing my sugar or blood pressure or…’
‘Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.’

The old man glared at his wife and said, ‘You and your f-in’ bran muffins. We could have been here ten years ago!’

_UNKNOWN SOURCE

This kind of brings tear

to your eye, doesn’t it? _ Tina

TRANS SEBERIAN website and a few more good videos

http://www.trans-siberian.com/multimedia/video.shtml

 My admiration goes to the owner of this display for enduring the accompanying music for the entire season but, it goes more to the neighbors patience and holding good to their sanity, otherwise there could have been some shooting!   Just for laughs!

_Tina